![]() I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO TAPE UP A PACKAGE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS NEVER OPENED.” I hop onto my computer and pull up messenger and message my boyfriend. I throw everything back into the box as if *I’M* the one who has just committed some horrible sin against nature. ![]() “Dog collar with attached nipple clamps.”ĭogs don’t need nipple clamps, so what the shit. What’s with the metal things? This is kind of weird, I think, so let’s pull out the invoice: I pull out some packing materials, then an item wrapped in plastic wrap. I open it as part of the standard office procedure. ![]() So I’m doing my mail duties when an odd looking package arrives for my boss, the CEO of the company. It was a pretty boring job for the most part, but every now and then there would be a wave of excitement when my boss’s crazy ex-wife would come in and scream at him in front of all of his employees. I worked as an office manager once, and it was my job to open and sort all of the mail, including packages.
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